Captain Steve Rogers

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Saved As Draft 2:38:01 AM] I seriously fail to see how I’m the one at fault here.

[Saved As Draft 3:12:36 AM] You should have just stayed in the regular bed because I’m not using it anyway.

[Saved As Draft 5:23:44 AM] I knew this was going to happen eventually.

[Saved As Draft 6:45:53 AM] Would you just get it over with?

[Saved As Draft 6:54:21 AM] I haven’t slept at all and I just

[Sent 7:06:48 AM] If you’re going to end this, don’t drag it out. I don’t blame you for being done with me or anything; I told you I wouldn’t blame you back at the very beginning.

[Sent 7:09:32 AM] Just rip it off like a goddamn bandaid or something, okay? Please. I don’t want to sit around waiting for it.

[ To: Tony Stark (Mobile) ]

[ Sent 07:24:15 ] Wait, what? End it? No no no!

[ Sent 07:25:45 ] Tony I don’t want to break up with you, that’s not what this was about.

[ Sent 07:27:23 ] I was mad, we had a fight. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to be with you. That’s not—- I don’t want to end it, Tony, okay? That wasn’t the point. That was never my intention. 

[Sent 7:36:46 AM] You don’t?

[Saved as Draft 7:37:02 AM] Oh thank fucking god

[Sent 7:37:54 AM] Okay, uh. This is embarrassing, then. Forget I ever said anything, you can go back to being mad and we can just…let this play out the way it’s supposed to.

[Sent 7:39:31 AM] Jumped to conclusions, sorry.

[ Sent 07:40:23 ] No, it’s fine, I just… I don’t really want to. Uhm, are you hungry? Maybe we can go to breakfast instead of gong back to being upset? I think I’d like that better right now. 

tony-edward-stark:

[Saved As Draft 2:38:01 AM] I seriously fail to see how I’m the one at fault here.

[Saved As Draft 3:12:36 AM] You should have just stayed in the regular bed because I’m not using it anyway.

[Saved As Draft 5:23:44 AM] I knew this was going to happen eventually.

[Saved As Draft 6:45:53 AM] Would you just get it over with?

[Saved As Draft 6:54:21 AM] I haven’t slept at all and I just

[Sent 7:06:48 AM] If you’re going to end this, don’t drag it out. I don’t blame you for being done with me or anything; I told you I wouldn’t blame you back at the very beginning.

[Sent 7:09:32 AM] Just rip it off like a goddamn bandaid or something, okay? Please. I don’t want to sit around waiting for it.

[ To: Tony Stark (Mobile) ]

[ Sent 07:24:15 ] Wait, what? End it? No no no!

[ Sent 07:25:45 ] Tony I don’t want to break up with you, that’s not what this was about.

[ Sent 07:27:23 ] I was mad, we had a fight. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to be with you. That’s not—- I don’t want to end it, Tony, okay? That wasn’t the point. That was never my intention. 

Elections are tomorrow. I’m not going to tell you who I think you should vote for, or what the right choice is, but I am going to tell you to vote. Don’t know who to vote for? Take some time to get involved this evening, get educated, look some things up. Make your own choices, and cast your ballot in hopes to improve America in the next four years.

Our votes are going to effect a lot of different countries, not just our own, so please, don’t just vote for someone because your parents are, vote in someone because you believe in their policies and their ideas, what their party is standing for. Try to find out what they’ve said in elections.

Let’s vote to keep this country something to be proud of. 

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

I feel like I’ve paid more attention to the speeches than Tony has. He’s been far too pleased doing other things.

At least he’s not breaking things.

Yet. 

Two fantastic words, ladies and gentlemen: Open bar.

It’s making everything that much more bearable. Though I do sort of feel like poking around in the sound system and changing the music selection to something a little less “Halloween clichéd”.

Just because the bar is open doesn’t mean you have to make use of it. I don’t want to carry you home.

Leave it alone, Tony. The music is kind of fun. 

I feel like I’ve paid more attention to the speeches than Tony has. He’s been far too pleased doing other things.

At least he’s not breaking things.

Yet. 

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party? 

Do I have to dress up?

If I have to dress up, you absolutely have to dress up.

This is your party, not mine. 

It’s not my party, it’s just a party I have to go to. What, you don’t want to be there and be supportive with me?

That’s not what I said and you know it. Don’t put words in my mouth. If you really want me to be there, fine.

I’m just saying, the likelihood of you being at the party with me and the likelihood of me blowing something up out of sheer boredom are inversely proportional. So that’s something to consider.

…Right, okay, okay, I’m going to go with you. That doesn’t make me any less uncertain about the whole thing.

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party? 

Do I have to dress up?

If I have to dress up, you absolutely have to dress up.

This is your party, not mine. 

It’s not my party, it’s just a party I have to go to. What, you don’t want to be there and be supportive with me?

That’s not what I said and you know it. Don’t put words in my mouth. If you really want me to be there, fine.

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party? 

Do I have to dress up?

If I have to dress up, you absolutely have to dress up.

This is your party, not mine. 

I hope you’re all safe and well. 

Please do your best to stay as safe as possible. 

You’re in our thoughts and prayers. 

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party? 

Do I have to dress up?

[ Sent 8:00:03 ] Keep an eye out for the cat this morning.

[ Sent 8:13:09 ] I mean, watch out for her. She’s in a mood or something.

[ Sent 8:23:57 ] She might try to attack you when she sees you next.

[ Sent 8:34:19 ] She’s just playing. I think.

[ Sent 8:38:23 ] Just be careful, okay? She already got me this morning. 

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent 4:31:03 AM] Had to take an impromptu trip out to California because I might have sort of forgotten about a conference I’m supposed to speak at.

[Sent 4:32:12 AM] By which I mean I was hoping everyone else would forget I promised to speak at the conference if I never said anything about it.

[Sent 4:34:37 AM] Anyway, just landed. I’m safe, not kidnapped or dead or dying. Should be home early tomorrow morning, depending. I’ll bring you back a snow globe or something. Don’t let Speed Bump near my clothes. I’ll probably text you throughout the conference later on so that I can meet everyone’s expectations of being a self-absorbed, unreliable asshole, and then I’ll make something blow up and get to leave early.

[ Sent 12:20:00 ] You should have woken me up to say goodbye.

[ Sent 12:34:32 ] I hope the conference is going well at least, and don’t you dare text me back. Focus on your meeting. You can text me afterward.

[ Sent 12:39:09 ] The cat is sitting at the door to your lab, meowing. I think she misses you. 

[Sent 2:59:31 PM] We’re on break. I’m bored out of my mind, but I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to piss off everyone here, which is a plus. Hopefully we’ll have everything wrapped up in the next few hours. Don’t let her into the lab; Dummy nearly ran her over last time.

[ Sent 15:17:23 ] Tony, come on, try and make friends with people, would you? She’s back with me, on the couch and watching a movie. She’s going to be fine. 

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent 4:31:03 AM] Had to take an impromptu trip out to California because I might have sort of forgotten about a conference I’m supposed to speak at.

[Sent 4:32:12 AM] By which I mean I was hoping everyone else would forget I promised to speak at the conference if I never said anything about it.

[Sent 4:34:37 AM] Anyway, just landed. I’m safe, not kidnapped or dead or dying. Should be home early tomorrow morning, depending. I’ll bring you back a snow globe or something. Don’t let Speed Bump near my clothes. I’ll probably text you throughout the conference later on so that I can meet everyone’s expectations of being a self-absorbed, unreliable asshole, and then I’ll make something blow up and get to leave early.

[ Sent 12:20:00 ] You should have woken me up to say goodbye.

[ Sent 12:34:32 ] I hope the conference is going well at least, and don’t you dare text me back. Focus on your meeting. You can text me afterward.

[ Sent 12:39:09 ] The cat is sitting at the door to your lab, meowing. I think she misses you. 

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

[ Sent 23:12:32 ] You might not want to come home for a bit.

[ Sent 23:14:52 ] ‘Cat’ might have gotten into your suit closet and, uhm… made a bit of a mess. I think only one is ruined. Maybe two. The rest just have, you know, fur… on them?

[Sent 11:20:56 PM] I’m going to pretend like I didn’t just read that.

[ Sent 23:24:53 ] Tony, I’m really sorry.

[ Sent 23:12:32 ] You might not want to come home for a bit.

[ Sent 23:14:52 ] ‘Cat’ might have gotten into your suit closet and, uhm… made a bit of a mess. I think only one is ruined. Maybe two. The rest just have, you know, fur… on them?

Thank you for last night, Tony.

Or, agreeing to come. I had a good time.

Two months.

battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry. 

No, Christ, don’t apologize.

But you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy, and I shouldn’t be because getting rid of the cat was the right thing to do. 

Only because I said it was the right thing to do. And you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy because you’re unhappy, which is a load of bullshit. 

Fuck it. I’m going back to the goddamn shelter in the morning.

No, you explained it, and I guess it makes sense. We don’t have a completely stable life-style.

But— Tony, no. You’ll be upset if we have her. 

Nope. I want her. I’m getting her. No talking me out of it.

But let’s get this straight now. Under no circumstances is this cat allowed to:

• come into my lab
• sleep in the bed
• get in the way of sex
• shed all over the furniture
• have toys that take over the whole goddamn house
• get anywhere near my bots
• be named by Clint
• be named by Thor
• get more attention than me

THOU DOST NEVER GIVE ME NAMING RESPONSIBILITIES; DIDST THOU DEEM MY LEXICON INAPPROPRIATE FOR SUCH A TASK?

No, no. You’ll also see Clint isn’t allowed to name her. Uhm, we just want to do it, you know? You can suggest names, if you want, we’ll take them into consideration. 

Sure, why not. What’s Thor-ish for Speed Bump?

RASKKUL. LOOSELY.

We’re not naming her anything to do with Speed Bump. 

[ Sent 13:40:23 ] Hey, you’re free tonight, right?

[ Sent 13:42:09 ] I thought it might be swell if we could go out for dinner?

[ Sent 13:43:56 ] I have reservations at that Italian place down the road, for seven o’clock, if you’re interested. I can always cancel them. 

Tony’s in the lab, and ‘Cat’ has quite happily taken his place. She’s stretched out on his pillow, purring away. I guess she makes about as much noise as he does when he’s snoring…

battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry. 

No, Christ, don’t apologize.

But you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy, and I shouldn’t be because getting rid of the cat was the right thing to do. 

Only because I said it was the right thing to do. And you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy because you’re unhappy, which is a load of bullshit. 

Fuck it. I’m going back to the goddamn shelter in the morning.

No, you explained it, and I guess it makes sense. We don’t have a completely stable life-style.

But— Tony, no. You’ll be upset if we have her. 

Nope. I want her. I’m getting her. No talking me out of it.

But let’s get this straight now. Under no circumstances is this cat allowed to:

• come into my lab
• sleep in the bed
• get in the way of sex
• shed all over the furniture
• have toys that take over the whole goddamn house
• get anywhere near my bots
• be named by Clint
• be named by Thor
• get more attention than me

THOU DOST NEVER GIVE ME NAMING RESPONSIBILITIES; DIDST THOU DEEM MY LEXICON INAPPROPRIATE FOR SUCH A TASK?

No, no. You’ll also see Clint isn’t allowed to name her. Uhm, we just want to do it, you know? You can suggest names, if you want, we’ll take them into consideration. 

To all of our Canadian followers. Here’s hoping you had a great day. 

Tony’s really not helping. 

This is getting ridiculous.

So, Tony and I are struggling on agreeing on a name for this cat.

I think Speed Bump is a terrible name, and he thinks Chance is clichéd and a boys name. 

Any suggestions?

tony-edward-stark:

Ignore whatever Steve says.

Tony!

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry. 

No, Christ, don’t apologize.

But you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy, and I shouldn’t be because getting rid of the cat was the right thing to do. 

Only because I said it was the right thing to do. And you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy because you’re unhappy, which is a load of bullshit. 

Fuck it. I’m going back to the goddamn shelter in the morning.

No, you explained it, and I guess it makes sense. We don’t have a completely stable life-style.

But— Tony, no. You’ll be upset if we have her. 

Nope. I want her. I’m getting her. No talking me out of it.

But let’s get this straight now. Under no circumstances is this cat allowed to:

• come into my lab
• sleep in the bed
• get in the way of sex
• shed all over the furniture
• have toys that take over the whole goddamn house
• get anywhere near my bots
• be named by Clint
• be named by Thor
• get more attention than me

I’m just.. All those are fine, but maybe not the bed one. I mean… I’ll make sure there isn’t fur all over the sheets, but it’d be nice to have her there when you aren’t…

I’ll make this up to you, Tony… Thanks.

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry. 

No, Christ, don’t apologize.

But you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy, and I shouldn’t be because getting rid of the cat was the right thing to do. 

Only because I said it was the right thing to do. And you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy because you’re unhappy, which is a load of bullshit. 

Fuck it. I’m going back to the goddamn shelter in the morning.

No, you explained it, and I guess it makes sense. We don’t have a completely stable life-style.

But— Tony, no. You’ll be upset if we have her. 

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry. 

No, Christ, don’t apologize.

But you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy, and I shouldn’t be because getting rid of the cat was the right thing to do. 

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry. 

We’ve taken the cat to the shelter, as Tony wanted. I’ve got to admit, even with the excitement of the presidential debates, I kind of miss her. I know this was the best decision, but… Guess I’m a bit too soft. 

Is absolutely amazing. Played with her for about an hour before she was tired out, and then she just kind of curled up in bed with me and fell asleep. I have to say, I slept pretty well after that.

Come on, Tony. She’s young and tiny. She doesn’t look like she’s had very good care taken of her. She won’t get into any trouble…

I can’t believe I’m still awake.

Have you ever had one of those nights where you just can’t sleep for some reason?

Any suggestions on how to get to sleep?

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent: 3:01:49 AM] So, funny thing happened when I came to get into bed after I was done in the lab and you were already asleep.

[Sent: 3:02:27 AM] The funny thing being that as I climbed into bed, your Super Soldier instincts apparently kicked in, because you proceeded to turn over, lash out, and nearly break my nose, all without waking up. You weren’t acting the way you usually do when you’re having a nightmare, so I wasn’t sure whether or not to try and wake you up. 

[Sent: 3:03:58 AM] Anyway, I didn’t want to risk freaking you out again, so that’s why you’ll see me sleeping on the couch whenever you get up, and also why I’ve got a bruise the size of an apple taking over my face, so don’t freak when you see that. Also, don’t pull that Horrified-Guilty-Attitude-of-Steve-ness, seriously. Not a big deal.

To: Tony Stark (Mobile)

[Sent 10:15:23] I am so, so sorry.

[Sent 11:23:45] I know I’m doing what you told me not to, but I’m really sorry. I really am.

[Sent 13:20:09] Text me when you want something to eat, and I’ll make something for you.

[Sent 13:24:00] Again, I’m really sorry.

[Sent 1:38:12 PM] It’s not a big deal, Steve.  It happens. Stop beating yourself up about it; it’s not a good look on you. If you’re that guilty about it, you can come kiss it better.

[Sent 1:39:55 PM] And everything that implies.

[Sent 13:42:12] You can’t take anything seriously, can you?

[Sent 13:42:57] Give me a minute to finish putting groceries away, and then we can watch a movie or something. I got popcorn?

[Sent 1:46:29 PM] I take everything incredibly seriously. Popcorn and a movie sounds great.

[Sent 1:47:32 PM] Also, I’m not so proud that I won’t take advantage of your guilt by completely distracting you from the movie, because we both know you’ll let me.

[Sent 13:48:23] I’ll get some popcorn made, and I’ll bring you something to drink as well.

[Sent 13:51:22] You’re terrible sometimes, you know that? But, if it’ll make you feel a bit better…

[Sent 1:59:43 PM] It’ll make me feel better. I’ve got 99 problems and like 82 of them can be fixed with sex.

[Sent 14:03:12] Yeah. I’m sure that JARVIS knows. 

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent: 3:01:49 AM] So, funny thing happened when I came to get into bed after I was done in the lab and you were already asleep.

[Sent: 3:02:27 AM] The funny thing being that as I climbed into bed, your Super Soldier instincts apparently kicked in, because you proceeded to turn over, lash out, and nearly break my nose, all without waking up. You weren’t acting the way you usually do when you’re having a nightmare, so I wasn’t sure whether or not to try and wake you up. 

[Sent: 3:03:58 AM] Anyway, I didn’t want to risk freaking you out again, so that’s why you’ll see me sleeping on the couch whenever you get up, and also why I’ve got a bruise the size of an apple taking over my face, so don’t freak when you see that. Also, don’t pull that Horrified-Guilty-Attitude-of-Steve-ness, seriously. Not a big deal.

To: Tony Stark (Mobile)

[Sent 10:15:23] I am so, so sorry.

[Sent 11:23:45] I know I’m doing what you told me not to, but I’m really sorry. I really am.

[Sent 13:20:09] Text me when you want something to eat, and I’ll make something for you.

[Sent 13:24:00] Again, I’m really sorry.

[Sent 1:38:12 PM] It’s not a big deal, Steve.  It happens. Stop beating yourself up about it; it’s not a good look on you. If you’re that guilty about it, you can come kiss it better.

[Sent 1:39:55 PM] And everything that implies.

[Sent 13:42:12] You can’t take anything seriously, can you?

[Sent 13:42:57] Give me a minute to finish putting groceries away, and then we can watch a movie or something. I got popcorn?

[Sent 1:46:29 PM] I take everything incredibly seriously. Popcorn and a movie sounds great.

[Sent 1:47:32 PM] Also, I’m not so proud that I won’t take advantage of your guilt by completely distracting you from the movie, because we both know you’ll let me.

[Sent 13:48:23] I’ll get some popcorn made, and I’ll bring you something to drink as well.

[Sent 13:51:22] You’re terrible sometimes, you know that? But, if it’ll make you feel a bit better…

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent: 3:01:49 AM] So, funny thing happened when I came to get into bed after I was done in the lab and you were already asleep.

[Sent: 3:02:27 AM] The funny thing being that as I climbed into bed, your Super Soldier instincts apparently kicked in, because you proceeded to turn over, lash out, and nearly break my nose, all without waking up. You weren’t acting the way you usually do when you’re having a nightmare, so I wasn’t sure whether or not to try and wake you up. 

[Sent: 3:03:58 AM] Anyway, I didn’t want to risk freaking you out again, so that’s why you’ll see me sleeping on the couch whenever you get up, and also why I’ve got a bruise the size of an apple taking over my face, so don’t freak when you see that. Also, don’t pull that Horrified-Guilty-Attitude-of-Steve-ness, seriously. Not a big deal.

To: Tony Stark (Mobile)

[Sent 10:15:23] I am so, so sorry.

[Sent 11:23:45] I know I’m doing what you told me not to, but I’m really sorry. I really am.

[Sent 13:20:09] Text me when you want something to eat, and I’ll make something for you.

[Sent 13:24:00] Again, I’m really sorry.

[Sent 1:38:12 PM] It’s not a big deal, Steve.  It happens. Stop beating yourself up about it; it’s not a good look on you. If you’re that guilty about it, you can come kiss it better.

[Sent 1:39:55 PM] And everything that implies.

[Sent 13:42:12] You can’t take anything seriously, can you?

[Sent 13:42:57] Give me a minute to finish putting groceries away, and then we can watch a movie or something. I got popcorn?

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent: 3:01:49 AM] So, funny thing happened when I came to get into bed after I was done in the lab and you were already asleep.

[Sent: 3:02:27 AM] The funny thing being that as I climbed into bed, your Super Soldier instincts apparently kicked in, because you proceeded to turn over, lash out, and nearly break my nose, all without waking up. You weren’t acting the way you usually do when you’re having a nightmare, so I wasn’t sure whether or not to try and wake you up. 

[Sent: 3:03:58 AM] Anyway, I didn’t want to risk freaking you out again, so that’s why you’ll see me sleeping on the couch whenever you get up, and also why I’ve got a bruise the size of an apple taking over my face, so don’t freak when you see that. Also, don’t pull that Horrified-Guilty-Attitude-of-Steve-ness, seriously. Not a big deal.

To: Tony Stark (Mobile)

[Sent 10:15:23] I am so, so sorry.

[Sent 11:23:45] I know I’m doing what you told me not to, but I’m really sorry. I really am.

[Sent 13:20:09] Text me when you want something to eat, and I’ll make something for you.

[Sent 13:24:00] Again, I’m really sorry.

Hello there! Thanks for the follow! I hope this blog keeps being something you’re interested in.

If you have any questions or comments, feel free to send me a message and I’ll get back to you quickly as I can.

Stay safe out there.

Tony’s installing a pool on the roof, but he’s refusing to use it. I’m really not sure, now, why’re we’re putting it in.

tony-edward-stark:

I’ll have you know I am perfectly capable of behaving like an adult, and in fact do so on a semi-regular basis.

It appears that slightly more than a handful of people happen to disagree with this, and I might have technically lost the argument with Steve.

Really, Tony? This is really proving your maturity right here.

tony-edward-stark:

So that Steve can be convinced that he is totally, completely wrong in his delusions, kindly ‘like’ this post if and only if you think that I, Tony Stark, behave like a child on a regular basis.

I’ll reblog this so my followers can take a look at it as well. I don’t think doing this is a good idea, Tony, but.

I suppose I’ll have to try and do it like this until I’ve got a proper computer again.

Thank you very much for the follow, and I hope you like the blog!

If you have any questions or commets, feel free to send me a message and I’ll respond to it as soon as I can.

Have a great rest of your day, and keep safe.

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

If I have to pick your underwear up off of the bathroom floor one more time, I’m actually going to throw them all out the window.

I’m going to assume this means I won’t have to wear underwear at all, then.

If you’re not wearing underwear, then you’re not sleeping in our bed.

I don’t wear underwear when I’m sleeping in bed with you like half the time anyway!

But you’re supposed to wear it properly during the day! I have a feeling not wearing underwear in a pair of jeans is going to be uncomfortable for you.

You’re the one who’s planning on throwing all my underwear out. Not my fault my mind automatically went the kinky route.

No, actually, it is your fault. If you had an off switch to —- that, then this wouldn’t have been a problem.

Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if you weren’t constantly coming up with reasons to deny me sex.

Maybe that wouldn’t happen if you weren’t constantly acting like a child who needs to have something to lose in order to behave.

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

If I have to pick your underwear up off of the bathroom floor one more time, I’m actually going to throw them all out the window.

I’m going to assume this means I won’t have to wear underwear at all, then.

If you’re not wearing underwear, then you’re not sleeping in our bed.

I don’t wear underwear when I’m sleeping in bed with you like half the time anyway!

But you’re supposed to wear it properly during the day! I have a feeling not wearing underwear in a pair of jeans is going to be uncomfortable for you.

You’re the one who’s planning on throwing all my underwear out. Not my fault my mind automatically went the kinky route.

No, actually, it is your fault. If you had an off switch to —- that, then this wouldn’t have been a problem.

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

If I have to pick your underwear up off of the bathroom floor one more time, I’m actually going to throw them all out the window.

I’m going to assume this means I won’t have to wear underwear at all, then.

If you’re not wearing underwear, then you’re not sleeping in our bed.

I don’t wear underwear when I’m sleeping in bed with you like half the time anyway!

But you’re supposed to wear it properly during the day! I have a feeling not wearing underwear in a pair of jeans is going to be uncomfortable for you.