Captain Steve Rogers

To: Cap (Mobile)

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 07:44:45 -0500

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Saved As Draft 2:38:01 AM] I seriously fail to see how I’m the one at fault here.

[Saved As Draft 3:12:36 AM] You should have just stayed in the regular bed because I’m not using it anyway.

[Saved As Draft 5:23:44 AM] I knew this was going to happen eventually.

[Saved As Draft 6:45:53 AM] Would you just get it over with?

[Saved As Draft 6:54:21 AM] I haven’t slept at all and I just

[Sent 7:06:48 AM] If you’re going to end this, don’t drag it out. I don’t blame you for being done with me or anything; I told you I wouldn’t blame you back at the very beginning.

[Sent 7:09:32 AM] Just rip it off like a goddamn bandaid or something, okay? Please. I don’t want to sit around waiting for it.

[ To: Tony Stark (Mobile) ]

[ Sent 07:24:15 ] Wait, what? End it? No no no!

[ Sent 07:25:45 ] Tony I don’t want to break up with you, that’s not what this was about.

[ Sent 07:27:23 ] I was mad, we had a fight. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to be with you. That’s not—- I don’t want to end it, Tony, okay? That wasn’t the point. That was never my intention.

[Sent 7:36:46 AM] You don’t?

[Saved as Draft 7:37:02 AM] Oh thank fucking god

[Sent 7:37:54 AM] Okay, uh. This is embarrassing, then. Forget I ever said anything, you can go back to being mad and we can just…let this play out the way it’s supposed to.

[Sent 7:39:31 AM] Jumped to conclusions, sorry.

[ Sent 07:40:23 ] No, it’s fine, I just… I don’t really want to. Uhm, are you hungry? Maybe we can go to breakfast instead of gong back to being upset? I think I’d like that better right now.

To: Cap (Mobile)

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 07:32:18 -0500

tony-edward-stark:

[Saved As Draft 2:38:01 AM] I seriously fail to see how I’m the one at fault here.

[Saved As Draft 3:12:36 AM] You should have just stayed in the regular bed because I’m not using it anyway.

[Saved As Draft 5:23:44 AM] I knew this was going to happen eventually.

[Saved As Draft 6:45:53 AM] Would you just get it over with?

[Saved As Draft 6:54:21 AM] I haven’t slept at all and I just

[Sent 7:06:48 AM] If you’re going to end this, don’t drag it out. I don’t blame you for being done with me or anything; I told you I wouldn’t blame you back at the very beginning.

[Sent 7:09:32 AM] Just rip it off like a goddamn bandaid or something, okay? Please. I don’t want to sit around waiting for it.

[ To: Tony Stark (Mobile) ]

[ Sent 07:24:15 ] Wait, what? End it? No no no!

[ Sent 07:25:45 ] Tony I don’t want to break up with you, that’s not what this was about.

[ Sent 07:27:23 ] I was mad, we had a fight. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to be with you. That’s not—- I don’t want to end it, Tony, okay? That wasn’t the point. That was never my intention.

Alright everyone.

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 22:35:27 -0500

Elections are tomorrow. I’m not going to tell you who I think you should vote for, or what the right choice is, but I am going to tell you to vote. Don’t know who to vote for? Take some time to get involved this evening, get educated, look some things up. Make your own choices, and cast your ballot in hopes to improve America in the next four years.

Our votes are going to effect a lot of different countries, not just our own, so please, don’t just vote for someone because your parents are, vote in someone because you believe in their policies and their ideas, what their party is standing for. Try to find out what they’ve said in elections.

Let’s vote to keep this country something to be proud of.

You and Tony are just absolutely, ridiculously adorable together.

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 09:24:20 -0400

Thanks. That’s nice of you to say. Hope you’re doing well.

Party.

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:19:12 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

I feel like I’ve paid more attention to the speeches than Tony has. He’s been far too pleased doing other things.

At least he’s not breaking things.

Yet.

Two fantastic words, ladies and gentlemen: Open bar.

It’s making everything that much more bearable. Though I do sort of feel like poking around in the sound system and changing the music selection to something a little less “Halloween clichéd”.

Just because the bar is open doesn’t mean you have to make use of it. I don’t want to carry you home.

Leave it alone, Tony. The music is kind of fun.

Party.

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 21:56:40 -0400

I feel like I’ve paid more attention to the speeches than Tony has. He’s been far too pleased doing other things.

At least he’s not breaking things.

Yet.

Steve.

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 21:11:32 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party?

Do I have to dress up?

If I have to dress up, you absolutely have to dress up.

This is your party, not mine.

It’s not my party, it’s just a party I have to go to. What, you don’t want to be there and be supportive with me?

That’s not what I said and you know it. Don’t put words in my mouth. If you really want me to be there, fine.

I’m just saying, the likelihood of you being at the party with me and the likelihood of me blowing something up out of sheer boredom are inversely proportional. So that’s something to consider.

…Right, okay, okay, I’m going to go with you. That doesn’t make me any less uncertain about the whole thing.

Steve.

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 20:42:03 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party?

Do I have to dress up?

If I have to dress up, you absolutely have to dress up.

This is your party, not mine.

It’s not my party, it’s just a party I have to go to. What, you don’t want to be there and be supportive with me?

That’s not what I said and you know it. Don’t put words in my mouth. If you really want me to be there, fine.

Steve.

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 10:29:19 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party?

Do I have to dress up?

If I have to dress up, you absolutely have to dress up.

This is your party, not mine.

To all our friends and followers touched by the hurricane.

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:44:29 -0400

I hope you’re all safe and well.

Please do your best to stay as safe as possible.

You’re in our thoughts and prayers.

Steve.

Tue, 30 Oct 2012 09:43:33 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

Pepper is forcing me to go to a Halloween-themed benefit tomorrow night. She says it’ll be good for PR or something. Wanna come?

That’s a rhetorical question, by the way. You’re definitely coming. Start thinking about what you want to dress up as.

A costume… party?

Do I have to dress up?

To: Tony Stark (Mobile)

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 08:41:53 -0400

[ Sent 8:00:03 ] Keep an eye out for the cat this morning.

[ Sent 8:13:09 ] I mean, watch out for her. She’s in a mood or something.

[ Sent 8:23:57 ] She might try to attack you when she sees you next.

[ Sent 8:34:19 ] She’s just playing. I think.

[ Sent 8:38:23 ] Just be careful, okay? She already got me this morning.

To: Cap (Mobile)

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 15:18:18 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent 4:31:03 AM] Had to take an impromptu trip out to California because I might have sort of forgotten about a conference I’m supposed to speak at.

[Sent 4:32:12 AM] By which I mean I was hoping everyone else would forget I promised to speak at the conference if I never said anything about it.

[Sent 4:34:37 AM] Anyway, just landed. I’m safe, not kidnapped or dead or dying. Should be home early tomorrow morning, depending. I’ll bring you back a snow globe or something. Don’t let Speed Bump near my clothes. I’ll probably text you throughout the conference later on so that I can meet everyone’s expectations of being a self-absorbed, unreliable asshole, and then I’ll make something blow up and get to leave early.

[ Sent 12:20:00 ] You should have woken me up to say goodbye.

[ Sent 12:34:32 ] I hope the conference is going well at least, and don’t you dare text me back. Focus on your meeting. You can text me afterward.

[ Sent 12:39:09 ] The cat is sitting at the door to your lab, meowing. I think she misses you.

[Sent 2:59:31 PM] We’re on break. I’m bored out of my mind, but I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to piss off everyone here, which is a plus. Hopefully we’ll have everything wrapped up in the next few hours. Don’t let her into the lab; Dummy nearly ran her over last time.

[ Sent 15:17:23 ] Tony, come on, try and make friends with people, would you? She’s back with me, on the couch and watching a movie. She’s going to be fine.

To: Cap (Mobile)

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 12:39:32 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

[Sent 4:31:03 AM] Had to take an impromptu trip out to California because I might have sort of forgotten about a conference I’m supposed to speak at.

[Sent 4:32:12 AM] By which I mean I was hoping everyone else would forget I promised to speak at the conference if I never said anything about it.

[Sent 4:34:37 AM] Anyway, just landed. I’m safe, not kidnapped or dead or dying. Should be home early tomorrow morning, depending. I’ll bring you back a snow globe or something. Don’t let Speed Bump near my clothes. I’ll probably text you throughout the conference later on so that I can meet everyone’s expectations of being a self-absorbed, unreliable asshole, and then I’ll make something blow up and get to leave early.

[ Sent 12:20:00 ] You should have woken me up to say goodbye.

[ Sent 12:34:32 ] I hope the conference is going well at least, and don’t you dare text me back. Focus on your meeting. You can text me afterward.

[ Sent 12:39:09 ] The cat is sitting at the door to your lab, meowing. I think she misses you.

Tony Stark: Mobile.

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 23:26:01 -0400

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

[ Sent 23:12:32 ] You might not want to come home for a bit.

[ Sent 23:14:52 ] ‘Cat’ might have gotten into your suit closet and, uhm… made a bit of a mess. I think only one is ruined. Maybe two. The rest just have, you know, fur… on them?

[Sent 11:20:56 PM] I’m going to pretend like I didn’t just read that.

[ Sent 23:24:53 ] Tony, I’m really sorry.

Tony Stark: Mobile.

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 23:15:45 -0400

[ Sent 23:12:32 ] You might not want to come home for a bit.

[ Sent 23:14:52 ] ‘Cat’ might have gotten into your suit closet and, uhm… made a bit of a mess. I think only one is ruined. Maybe two. The rest just have, you know, fur… on them?

Thank you for last night, Tony. Or, agreeing to come. I had a good time. Two months.

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 23:08:16 -0400

Thank you for last night, Tony.

Or, agreeing to come. I had a good time.

Two months.

battlinglikeabilgesnipe: tony-edward-stark: seventy-year-long-captain: battlinglikeabilgesnipe: t...

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 22:42:09 -0400

battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

battlinglikeabilgesnipe:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

seventy-year-long-captain:

tony-edward-stark:

Steve keeps sulking about the cat and denying he’s sulking whenever I point it out. I’ll pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor for the next forever if he just stops pouting.

I’m pretty sure having the entire Avengers team in the same building is animalistic enough as it is.

I said it was fine. I’m trying not to be upset about it.

I’m sorry.

No, Christ, don’t apologize.

But you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy, and I shouldn’t be because getting rid of the cat was the right thing to do.

Only because I said it was the right thing to do. And you’re unhappy because I’m unhappy because you’re unhappy, which is a load of bullshit.

Fuck it. I’m going back to the goddamn shelter in the morning.

No, you explained it, and I guess it makes sense. We don’t have a completely stable life-style.

But— Tony, no. You’ll be upset if we have her.

Nope. I want her. I’m getting her. No talking me out of it.

But let’s get this straight now. Under no circumstances is this cat allowed to:

come into my lab

sleep in the bed

get in the way of sex

shed all over the furniture

have toys that take over the whole goddamn house

get anywhere near my bots

be named by Clint

be named by Thor

get more attention than me

THOU DOST NEVER GIVE ME NAMING RESPONSIBILITIES; DIDST THOU DEEM MY LEXICON INAPPROPRIATE FOR SUCH A TASK?

No, no. You’ll also see Clint isn’t allowed to name her. Uhm, we just want to do it, you know? You can suggest names, if you want, we’ll take them into consideration.

Sure, why not. What’s Thor-ish for Speed Bump?

RASKKUL. LOOSELY.

We’re not naming her anything to do with Speed Bump.

To: Tony Start (Mobile)

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 13:43:54 -0400

[ Sent 13:40:23 ] Hey, you’re free tonight, right?

[ Sent 13:42:09 ] I thought it might be swell if we could go out for dinner?

[ Sent 13:43:56 ] I have reservations at that Italian place down the road, for seven o’clock, if you’re interested. I can always cancel them.

Hm.

Mon, 08 Oct 2012 22:22:58 -0400

Tony’s in the lab, and ‘Cat’ has quite happily taken his place. She’s stretched out on his pillow, purring away. I guess she makes about as much noise as he does when he’s snoring…